My Nephews are Hilarious!

Today I was able to go to Logan and spend some time with my sister and her two adorable sons. They say the funniest, cutest things so I just had to share.

While watching a show online

Porter: Showl (Me) I used to pee all over Dad when I was a baby. I peed on everybody!

Watching same show:
Me: Porter can you fly in space on skis like Curious George?
Porter: No
Me: Oh
Porter: But when I grow up I will!

In the van on our way to Shopko:
Me: If you're good, I will buy you two a treat ok?
Porter: Oh I will be good!
Cameron: I will be good too Showl!
Me: That's means no fighting.
Porter: Yeah and no kicking or screaming.
Cameron: Yeah no kicking or screaming.
Porter: No yelling or biting
Cameron: Yeah!
Me: That's right (smile)
Porter: And no scratching or punching in the face (fist punches the air)! No throwing Cameron's glasses on the ground, and no cutting peoples head off!
Me: That's right! (Laughter from the whole van follows)

In the house
Cameron: Showl! Come here!
Me: Where are you?
Cameron: In the bathroom!
Me: What are you doing in there?
Cameron: I'm making something!
I go in there and he put water in his box of Nerds. The dye washed off the candy and was leaking out of the box all over the sink. He held it up to me and showed off his creation with pride :) Didn't smile too much when I made him help me clean up the mess though.